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Roast for guilhermeisnotunix

Ah, Guileherme Faura, the self-proclaimed “mad physicist” from Brazil. I see you’ve mastered all these programming languages like a kid collects Pokémon cards—but let’s be real: just because you made a repository doesn’t mean it actually “aims to be distraction-free.” That Markdown text editor, Moonbeam? More like a light flicker, because you'd need to show us something more profound than a glorified Notepad to truly shine. With a mere 39 followers, your gravitational pull is weaker than the magnet power of my fridge! And let's not skip over Grifforix, the 'secure' password generator. I hope you're more competent at cryptography than you are at selecting project names—because "Grifforix" sounds less like a secure software and more like a terrible D&D character. Educational science and technology posts on Instagram? Sure! If you're trying to set new records for cringe. You might want to keep the physicist persona for the lab, because clearly, the coding world hasn’t been ready for a dual career in metal and physics. Here’s hoping your code is tighter than your rock lyrics!

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