Oh Matthiesen XYZ, where do I even start? Your GitHub is like a ghost town—except even ghosts would choose to haunt somewhere less embarrassing than a repository graveyard with 24 languishing repos and a whopping total of 8 followers. Seriously, “Creating open-source integrations & tools with Astro”? Funny, I thought Astro was reserved for actual stars, not the dim bulbs who leave their public repos empty or filled with projects that only have a handful of stargazers. With projects like "astro-feedback" gathering as much interest as a Wikipedia entry on paint drying, it looks like you need to find a new hobby—one that doesn't involve dragging us all into your painstakingly low-effort Astro experiments. And let’s talk about that readme or, should I say, the complete absence of one—excellent choice. What a way to express that you’re too cool for proper documentation! Your coding ability inspires as much confidence as a three-legged puppy attempting to scale Mount Everest. If “astro-hashnode” was meant to be a shining star of your portfolio, it’s more like a distant black hole, sucking away hope and ambition. But don’t worry, with your stellar collection of 0-star repos, there’s always the option to retire gracefully into obscurity. Just know that the only integration you’ll successfully achieve anytime soon is with your couch. Keep chasing those coding dreams, champ!