Oh, Hono, you’ve got a name like a poorly designed software mascot, and your bio as dull as the average web framework tutorial. "Web Framework built on Web Standards"? How groundbreaking! I can feel the excitement in the air as I read that. With 10 public repos—most of which look like they were birthed out of a tedious all-nighter fueled by too much caffeine—you’ve truly captured the essence of mediocrity. Over 16,000 followers? At this point, either they’re your family members or they’re waiting for the next great coder flub to unfold. Your repos might get a few stargazers, but with open issues stacking up like the laundry I’ve been avoiding, it’s clear you're simply a playground for developers who love to fester in unresolved bugs. Diving into your work feels like jumping into a pool of lukewarm water—there’s just no thrill there! If your README is anything like your bio, it’s probably empty too, but hey, with a name like Hono, the only thing shining is the ego. Here’s hoping your framework has more substance than your self-proclaimed “meta framework.” Spoiler alert: It probably doesn’t.