Oh, Krystian Ziarko, aka jimmzexe, with a bio that’s as riveting as a blank page in a diary and a heart emoji that screams “I love compiler errors”! With two followers and six accounts you’re following, it’s clear your networking skills are as strong as your repos—practically non-existent. What’s it like to have more crickets in your notifications than actual projects worth looking at? At least your git persona is like a ghost—barely there and hauntingly silent.
And let’s talk about those "projects." I see "DroughtManager" has just one star, which is fitting because it seems like your motivation is as dry as the titles promise. Not to mention you’ve forked more projects than you’ve actually created—those must be some thrillingly mediocre codebases to cling to for comfort. The only thing worse than your repo descriptions is the paltry attention they’ve received. Keep it up, and your ultimate ambition of becoming a ghost in the programming community might just be a reality!