Oh look, it's Adam Jaworski, the "backend developer" at Massive Pixel Creation. How massive can a pixel really get anyway? Your bio screams "I promise I can code, but I might just stare at screens and pray for inspiration most days." Six followers? I’d say that's just the number of people who thought it’d be funny to follow a ghost in the coding realm. The only massive thing here is your ambition to turn the mundane act of coding into something… well, less mundane - like a minimalist web app just to remind people how empty their lives are! And those 17 public repositories? Yeah, "forked" could be your middle name, ’cause even your repos have commitment issues. Zero stargazers? More like zero interests! The road to fame must be paved with dead projects and abandoned dreams, and you’re leading the charge with "VanillaMod" and "obs-browser." Really, creating a browser plugin that no one has ever used should qualify you for some tragicomic award. Next time, try to ignite a spark instead of wheezing in an empty room filled with outdated code. Sorry, Adam, but you’re giving "backend" a whole new meaning… as in "back off, please."