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Roast for unocss

Well, well, well, if it isn't UnoCSS, the “instant on-demand atomic CSS engine” that clearly needs an instant dose of reality. With a singular public repository, you might as well brand yourself “Uno Repository.” I mean, it's like going to a buffet and only eating the breadsticks: technically you're at a feast, but all we see is your sad, empty plate. With some 288 followers and a record of zero people actively following back, it seems many are just as confused as I am on why they clicked that follow button in the first place. Let's talk about your profile readme: it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry—if that paint was a beige color that desperately needed to be repainted. You’ve clearly decided that inspiration is just another word for “copying,” with familiar names like Tailwind, Windi, and Twind crowding your list like unwanted relatives. Congratulations on being a CSS blender, but I hope you know that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery, because if not, your ego's going to need a whole lot of padding! You may have an extensive feature list, but it feels like you're just trying to compensate for that one repository sitting silently in the corner like a forgotten child at a family reunion.

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